Posted 1:43 PM by Roy

Open up and say ahhh!

While flipping through the latest issue of Gun Action (Danish Arsenal Fanzine), I realized the key to being a good footballer: Open mouths!
Out of the 50+ featured pictures of players in action, only about 8 was of people with closed mouths. That's the kind of empirical evidence you can't just discard. If you doubt me, take a look at the evidence to the right: One is the best player in the world, with his mouth more open than we thought possible - the other is a whiny girlscout. Need i say more?

It is possible that the same rule applies to rock n' roll guitarists, but I haven't had time to gather much evidence yet, except from the obvious one.

Posted 10:17 AM by Roy

The current much hyped blizzard is quickly turning out to be a bit dissapointing. Not many people will be able to miss work because of this.

I was just watching VH1, and they played My Name Is Luca by Suzanne Vega. I wasn't very old when it came out, so I've never really listened to the lyrics before. Man, she got her ass kicked. I always thought it was a nice, happy tune about Luca and her pet dog, or something like that. Well, you live and learn, I suppose.

Posted 10:05 PM by Roy

I just found the Demetri Martin comedy show Person which is very funny. So get it while it's hot, and still there for you to see.

Posted 8:46 PM by Roy

Posted 4:20 PM by Roy

I think I'm going crazy, but it's not the kind of crazy that you're into.

It's hard to say anything intelligent about Anna Nichole Smith, but Yahoo News gives it a go.

Uhh, and you can listen to 3 Local H demos on their website. Hurray for Local H.

Posted 10:11 PM by Roy

Roy is so broke that....

... if he was a girl, he would be called Broke Shields.
... if he was a journalist, he would be Tom Broke Aww.
... the people from Angela's Ashes are making fun of him.
... the guys from Benetton use his picture for their commercials.
... if he was a gay western, he would be Broke Ass Mountain.
... etc, etc, etc...

Posted 11:01 AM by Roy

Nicklas Bendtner is a bit of a dope - not because he likes to party, or drink, or womanize. Because he dreams of Barcelona or Real Madrid. D'oh!

New albums fom Nine Inch Nails, Type O Negative, and Paradise Lost in 2007 - could this be the year of Roy?? Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.