Posted 12:12 PM by Roy

It's a beauty!

Happy Halloween.

Also, happy Helloween.

Posted 11:54 PM by Roy

Thanks to T-Bone I can show you this clip. And somebody's surely going to hell for this. Yet my money is still on Mel Gibson....

Posted 1:35 AM by Roy

Sacrilicious...

Oh, somebody is surely going to hell for this! My money is still on Mel Gibson though.

Posted 2:51 AM by Roy

Footballers with weird names are always funny, and there can be none weirder than Creedence Clearwater Couto. He plays for Belgian club Lierse, and there's a very interesting article about him here, which appears to be in Dutch.
Rumour has it his younger sister is named Joy Division Couto, but I don't now if that is true. Not to forget his cousin Crosby Stills Nash and Young Couto.
And the list continues....

Salami? Salami!

Posted 5:05 PM by Roy

Oh my God, you've killed music... You bastards!

The following people are slowly killing music:

Timberland: The most overrated producer since the days of Stock, Aitken and Waterman. Timberland is singlehandedly responsible for ruining Nelly Furtado. She's dead to me now.

Robbie Williams: If nobody has seen Guy Chambers lately, it's probably because he died laughing the first time he heard Rudebox. What the hell is Rudebox all about anyway?

Fergie: Six years of university later, and I still have absolutely no clue what it is Fergie is trying to say in London Bridge. But apparently the song is about dancing like a ho, and spraying mace up people's butts. Oh, and did I mention that she killed The Black Eyed Peas? They are also dead to me now.

Carlas: Kaptajn Amerika? Poetisk Protest Pop? My ass.

Feel free to join the fun in the comments.

*Update* Apparently I am not allowed to write in my own comments thing due to some spam filter thing, but Nordstøm and Buttenschön are duly noted. But why hasn't anyone said Scissor Sisters yet? That "I don't feel like dancing" is so boring that it could be a cause for coma.