|...WAITING FOR A TRUCK|
Saturday, September 23, 2006
I have just discovered Robot Chicken today. It's some crazy shit, and there's a lot of it floating around on YouTube, so it seems I won't get a lot of work done this weekend. For a taste of Chicken, go here. It's good stuff.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Holy Smokes, Batman!
Thank You For Smoking is absolutely brilliant. Could it be the best movie of the year, I hear you ask. It very well could be! The cast is perfect, and even includes good ol' Champ Kind. Whammy!
And just for the record, Gu Gu the panda is my new hero. Actually it's a tie between him, and the guy who bit Gu Gu.
And just to prove that you can find everything on Google, here are two smoking pandas.
Monday, September 18, 2006
Insomnia, he should have walked down to the local Alaskan Blockbuster, and picked up a copy of that movie Insomnia. Or something. It worked wonders on me yesterday.
Lucky Number Slevin is however still very good.
Kevin Federline is also bringing sexy back now, which is just silly. Either that, or he's trying to look like one of the Dogs Playing Poker, who coincidentally are also bringing sexy back.
Finally, Cesc and Adebayor are bringing sexy football back. Brilliant stuff!
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Sunday, September 03, 2006
I've been watching a lot of the MTV awards (go here for a play-by-play), and I believe it's even crappier than usual. One thing that struck me as being immensely crappy was that it's supposedly a collection of all the cool, hip people in showbiz, yet the only one who was even remotely funny, intelligent, and capable of forming a sentence in English was Al Gore. That's just not good enough.
Also, a couple of months ago I considered bringing Sexy back, but now that lame-ass, no-good copycat Justin Timberlake stole my idea. What a complete bastard.
Uhhh, and Jack Black is not really funny any more.
Also, I'm a bit dissapointed that Tom Cruise has appologized to Brooke Shields. If you want to be a proper religious crackpot, you can't just start appologizing to people left and right. When Swaggart appologized for boinking those hookers, all his crackpot streetcred when down the drain.
Oh, and the new Simpsons episodes are pretty bad. And they probably don't get better when watching 13 episodes back to back.
Saturday, September 02, 2006