Posted 11:31 PM by Roy

Come on, come on, Daddy needs a leftfooted defender....

Oh Cygan, why have you forsaken me? Another hero has left for El Submarino Amarillo. This is going to haunt us, since Cygan was a LOT better than Hoyte at left back. And we always need people who can play there.

And the Reyes/Beast swap is apparently official now, which is a relief. The only sad thing is it's only a loan deal, and Reyes is sure to be all crippled and useless when he returns, and then we'll never see any money for him. You know it's gonna happen!

So now we just cross fingers and wait for Gallas, Kanu, Overmars, Peter Marinello, and pretty much anybody who can bring some experience to the team. Oh, and some results please... Sylvinho? Yes, and Nelson Vivas. Anybody!*

(*Except Franny Jeffers...)

Posted 12:49 AM by Roy

My name is Charles Orville Jones, but you can call me C.O. Jones.

I was talking to my good friend Will.I.Am from the Black Eyed Peas the other day, and he told me he had had a bit of a rough time doing that single with the Pussycat Dolls. Originally the song hadn't been censored, but after a while he convinced them to use the *beep* sound, so they could play it on the radio. The original lyrics, and this is straight from the mouth of my friend Mr. I.Am, went like this:

Balls (Featuring Will.I.Am of The Black Eyed Peas)
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the balls
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking your balls
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your balls
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your balls
[PCD]
I don't give a dang
Keep looking at my balls
'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my balls
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your balls
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Maybe there's a 'ha' to many, or not quite enough, it's hard to say, but overall I think we can all agree that Will.I.Am is a certified genious, and an inspiration to us all. I would go as far as to say he's the dog's bollocks!

Posted 4:41 PM by Roy

Boredom leads to strange discoveries.

I have just found out I share a birthday with Paul Newmann, Gene Siskel, Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Eddie van Halen, Ellen DeGeneres, Andrew Ridgeley from Wham!, Wayne Gretzky, Sara Rue (known from crappy sit-coms), Matt Heafy from Trivium (yay!) and Jose Effing Mourinho!!!
Overall I wouldn't say it is the best of days.
And yes, I am supposed to be working right now.

Posted 3:01 AM by Roy

Hello Regis!

The new Miami Vice movie is incredibly dull, has no story, and dialogue that reaches a level similar to The Phantom Menace. It is of course beautifully filmed, just like Collatoral, but it's not worth the stupendously inflated cinema-prices. Bitter? Yes.
BTW, is Michael Mann and Werner Herzog the same guy? Well, pictures don't lie. What an amazing double identity.

This is a weird headline, somehow it sounds like they're mocking the polarbears.

Peter Travers hates Snakes on a Plane, which is a shame since he is normally pretty spot-on in his reviews: "SoaP is a movie of its time, best remembered not for its content but for its motherfuckin' marketing campaign."

As I'm sitting here watching late night TV it hits me like a ton of bricks that Mad About You is not even remotely funny, despite showing the semi-legendary 'Hello Regis' episode the other day.

And did I mention that Premier League starts tomorrow? Can't wait at all. Go Gunners!

Posted 4:13 PM by Roy

Hocus Pocus!

This is by far the craziest shit I've ever seen. It totally outragously out there.
But at the same time kind of beautiful. Without further ado, I give you Focus!

Posted 12:09 AM by Roy

I hadn't seen the highlights from the Arsenal-Zagreb game, but luckily the nice people from Gunners4life have made them available here. Please someone tell me what kind of funky accent it is the second commentator has. So weird.

I'm currently back in Søften working on my speciale. It's kinda amazing how much you get done when there's absolutely nothing else to do.

Posted 10:09 PM by Roy

Heavy Metal Gets Socially Conscious. It sure does, but Cattle Decapitation is the worst bandname ever!

Posted 7:15 PM by Roy

Film should be looked at straight on, it is not the art of scholars but of illiterates

If you're only going to see one bear themed docementary at the movies this year, make sure it's Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man. Honestly, it's quite good.
If you don't want to go, you can just kick back and watch Werner Herzog's Grizzly Bear Man here instead. It's not quite as good.

The Danish Superliga is still very, very silly. The only positive thing is that by the end of this season Rada Prica will play for Brøndby.

Posted 12:54 PM by Roy

It looks like Arsenal have signed some guy called Fran Merida (wasn't she The Nanny??), so here's a video of Fran Merida doing tricks, while rocking out to some Shania Twain.

Posted 1:12 AM by Roy

The Best Page in the Universe is very close to living up to its name. In the immortal words of Homer; I find your argument intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Anyway here are some witty and poignant thoughts on conspiracy morons. And there is a giftshop, which my site sorely needs.

In the departement of things that are not quite as clever, here's a video of a ladywho ruins her dress. Not just funny, Bob Saget funny!

PS: Walk the Line and The Assassination of Richard Nixon are both very nice movies. Really.